One time in class, I got fed up
  • This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
  • Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
  • Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
  • Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
  • Me: then why do they give us homework?
  • Whole class: .....
  • Teacher: .....
  • President: .....
  • Miley Cyrus: ....
  • Me: ....
  • Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.
You treated strangers better than me. - a six word story by jenniferneverevenrealized (via just-six)

(via jordankimberly)


this gif was serious until I saw the girl in the back with one eye blinking.

i remember this one time i unfollowed someone and they got so butthurt that they messaged me and started making fun of my url like that was supposed to hurt me or something. 

when i first read this i thought he was talking about the pot calling the kettle black.. .


things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline

(via padclecki)


anxiety in one picture


does anyone get really mad when other people try to tell your pets what to do

(via heartbreaks)